Lord of the Flies

Lord of the Flies
ok listen up ppl ... or should i say read up hahaha (i know its crappy joke) ... bon ... back to what i was going to say ... i have a new found up most respect for Wiliam Golding for having written this book. LORD OF THE FLIES I love it so much. i hated reading the book because of his five page long descriptions that u dont understand but the story in general ... i love. Today (April 4th 2008) we FINALLY got o watch the movie .... my gosh .... the boys were way more savage in the movie ... holly shit ... and the swearing was hilarious :P....

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Ralph: you know what i say
Jack: I say FUCK YOU!

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Little kid: r we gonna get recued cuz jack said we weren't gonna
Ralph: no no you miss understood him thats not wat he ment -
Jack: Thats exactly what i ment!
(geesh poor little kid ralph was trying to reasure him)

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loll i love the movie ... its just the ending that sucks ... there should b more to it ... because they hardly explain therselves tothe military ppl that save them and then yousee waterand bam its the end!....like wth .. and it ended like that too in the bookand it sucked... we should also see what happends after .. like when ther all washed up and back at school ... how they changed... i mean if i was ralph i would have never forgiven all te other boys!!! they were all trying to kill him... if it wernt for the military men ... Ralph the sexy ralph would be DEAD!!! :O :'(
for anyone that really enjoys reading books ... i highly recomend this book to you... the story is really good .... and for those who hate readin and cantstand it ... i recomend the movie ... its great too... exept thers alot of things that are different from te book but the general idea isthe same ... the characters are the same so its all good.

PS: SIMON WAS THE HOTTEST!!! hahaha
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# Posted on Saturday, 05 April 2008 at 12:04 AM

THE TINY SALMON SONG

THE TINY SALMON SONG
tiny salmon swimming in a stream,
tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream,

the myna bird says:
ARWW-ARW-ARW

the chimpanzee says:
EEE-EEE-EEEE-EEEE

the friendly owl says:
OUU-Ou-OU

but the salmon can only say:
LeBlebebleBEbeLEbeLElEbLeblelblee

AND ITS SAD!
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# Posted on Sunday, 06 April 2008 at 10:45 PM

two assholes??

Betsy Sue Jim Bob's cousin Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, 'Yup, he's burnt pretty bad, but lemme check somethin'. Roll him over.' So the mortician rolled him over, and Daryl looked and said, 'Nope it ain't Bubba.' The mortician thought that was rather strange.

Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, 'Yup, he's burnt real bad. Roll him over'. The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you be so sure?' Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.' 'What?? He had two assholes?' said the mortician. 'Yup, everyone in town knew he had 'em. Why, every time WE went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.....'
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# Posted on Sunday, 06 April 2008 at 10:59 PM

OHH BOY

OHH BOY
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. 'Well,' he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.' The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over and says, 'You never told me that you were such a religious person.' He leans over to her and says, 'You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.'
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# Posted on Sunday, 06 April 2008 at 11:17 PM

At Fo ShiZZeeEL ScHoOl

okie so me and genevieve are at school and the bell rang hahaha :P loll usless article but i felt like it :P
At Fo ShiZZeeEL ScHoOl
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# Posted on Monday, 07 April 2008 at 12:01 PM
Edited on Monday, 07 April 2008 at 10:39 PM